The Chief Inspector sniffs out the flesh


A billionaire American tourist, mesmerised by the green lawns around the ‘Bloody’ Tower of London, asks the groundsman how he could get the same quality at his Texas ranch. “Simple really, sir: clear and level the ground, lay the seed and water it.” “That’s all?” asked the Texan. “Then you ...

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